OC Interview- CatBeard, Cosmo, Calico, H n S

Oc Interview:
Questions by ~Refugeewolf
Answers by Plummy Press

I stole this from Skaramine's journal!

1. Choose 4 of your OCs
2. Make your OCs answer these questions
3. Tag 4 other people
4. Add a question of your own.


1. CatBeard
2. Cosmo
3. Captain Calico
4. Hershey & Smokey

A. How old are you?
1. 7. We're answering in people years, right?
2. 2!
3. 5
4. H-"I'm 5! How 'bout you, Smokey?" S-"We're twins."


B. What's your theme song?
1. The Heathcliff theme, with better words.
2. The Superman movie theme!
3. I prefer silence.
4. H- Doooo do doo dooo DOOOOO! Bum bum BUUUUM!

C. Are You a virgin?
1. Scoff!
2. Uh...er....um.... yeah.
3. I have other priorities.
4. S- We're indoor cats, with no prospects. So yes.

D. Have any kids?
1. Not that I know about. HAW HAWHAW HAARRRR!
Everyone else in unison- No.

F. Killed anyone?
1. It's a tough world outside, housecats. Take yerselves a guess.
2. No way!
3. No. I keep peace and preserve life.
4. H- I thought Cosmo did once but it turned out the guy was just knocked out!

G. Hate anyone?
Cosmo and Smokey point to CatBeard- "Him."
Captain Calico- I seperate my personal feelings from my duties.
Hershey- 'Do Wild West Crunch Kitty Treets' count as an Anyone?

H. Any secrets?
1. Plenty. None o' yer concern.
2. Me? Secret? Nope. None.
3. Keeping secrets is a big part of S.H.E.L.L.'s mission.
4. S- None for me, and Hershey's incapable of keeping a secret.

I. Who's your best friend?
1. My first mate, Durdee Rat
2. My human, Sammy
3. As S.H.E.L.L. field commander, I've let my personal life go.
4. H- Mom. S- Dad.

J. Hobbies?
1. I like collectin' StreetCat comic books from this one house's trash can.
2. I like watching the StreetCat cartoon. You can do that when you have electricity, you know. I guess high-and-mighty outside cats don't have that luxury.
3. When I'm not protecting the secret of Vivified and Ignited animals, I keep track of the goings on at the Samson Memorial Animal Shelter.
4. H- I watch TV when our humans aren't home. S- I really like the Veterinarians & Vacuums game!

K. What's the stupidest thing you've ever pulled off?  
1. I rode a ChickenBoar. I stayed on fer a record breakin' 12 seconds and didn't get eaten.
2. I once fought an evil turkey who could shoot ice beams out of his beak.
3. I revealed my vivified intelligence to my human mother. It ended... tragically.
4. H- Well, Smokey can open doors. Even the ones with knobs. He says that opening doors and going outside is stupid. But we used to do that.

L. What is your eye color?
1. Yellow.
2. Green
3. Yellow
4. Yellow

M. Are you good? Or bad?
1. Eh. Smokey tells me that my Vets N' Vacs alignment is Neutral.
2. Good!
3. Good.
4. H- The whole world knows I'm bad and I'm proud so just tell me once again... WHO'S BAD! S- Hersh, those aren't the real lyrics.

N. Any last words?
1. Whattya mean?
2. Like, if we're DYING?!?
3. "..."
4. H- "Avenge meeeee!" S- "Someone hold me."

O. What is your greatest fear?
1. Aright, I'll spill it. I can't stand the thought of losin' my lair.
2. Someone getting hurt when it could have been avoided.
3. Humanity destroying vived or ignited animals due to fear and misunderstanding.
4: H- The vacuum cleaner. S- One of my brothers going outside and not coming back.

P. Does your name have a special meaning?
1. I think it tells the world what I'm all about.
2: I don't think so.
3: It does to me.
4: H- I think it's human talk for 'chocolate'. S- I guess it means I am grey.

Q. Any siblings?
1. I got a brother and a set o' half-sibling twins.
2. Hershey n' Smokey!
3. Yes. My brother and I do not see eye to eye.
4. S- I'm Hershey's twin. H- Smokey's my twin!

R. Where do you live?
1. In the best lair of the Seven Streets!
2. Dearborn, MI
3. Usually in the SHELL headquarters. Sometimes I sleep in my secret office in the animal shelter.
4. S- Brookline Street. H- With Cosmo and Smokey and our humans and especially Mom!

S. Do you find yourself attractive?
1. I'm the handsomest, ruggedest lawn lubber yer likely ter see!
2. I've been told I'm cute in my super suit.
3. "..."
4. H- I'm like Smokey, but cuter! S- I'm like a sane, slightly sleeker Hershey.

T. If you could get anything right now what would it be?
1. StreetCat comics written in feline so's I can read what they're sayin'.
2. That darn red dot!
3. My...old life back.
4. H- Tuna Treets! S- some Vets & Vacs players who actually read their rulebooks. OOH, and the new monster suppliment: The Vacuunomicon!

V. Where did the last question go?
1. I scratched it. It fell apart.
2. The litterbox *snicker*
3. Don't waste our time.
4. S- Roll a D20 and add your search skill bonus! H- The back porch, maybe?

W. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
1. In my lair, still leadin' The Five, still in charge o' the 7 Streets.
2. On a Super Hero TEAM!
3. Just as I am now.
4. S- What she said- just like now. H- Is this human years or cat years?

X. What is your greatest regret?
1. I don't talk to my brother no more. I regret him bein' a soft-clawed, clean-furred, treat-nibblin', human-lovin' house lubber.
2. Losing the red cape that Sammy made for me.
3. When I vivified, I used uncooked noodles to leave my human Mom a message that I loved her. She decided she couldn't live with a freakish animal and took me to the animal shelter. Even though that lead to my involvement with SHELL, it was still the most horrible event of my life.
4. H- WAAAAAAAH! Captain Calico, I'M SO SORRY!    S- My greatest regret is going outside that night that I got in a fight with stupid CatBeard and Dad accidently hit us with his car.

Y. What is your greatest achievement so far?
1. Takin' control of my lair and territory when my predecessor...er... died.
2. I defeated an evil monkey.
3. I've saved scores of dogs and cats from unnecessary euthanisia.
4. H- I caught the red dot once! But it disappeared.  S- Dad LET him catch it.
~End of interview~