You're alone in a forest. Birds are tweeting (on their Blackberries), chipminks are scampering, it's a pretty tranquil atmosphere. Then it gets quiet. Real quiet. It seems the leaves have even stopped rustling. After a moment of silence, you hear it. A sickening, horrifying sound...
Buk Buk Bu-SQUEEEAL!
Bursting out of a nearby shrubbery, moving impossibly fast, is the dreaded ChickenBoar! Its ferocity, its bloodthurst are legendary! YOU ARE COMPLETELY SCREWED!
The ChickenBoar is (c) me, Jesse Hughes. Moved over from my old account.